That magical moment comes at last when you convince that special someone to press their lips against yours. Success is a couple of rhythmic lip movements away, but can experiencing such a magical moment on the living room couch really be considered a success? Let me answer that for you: no. You have better game than that, and you know it. Most of all, that special someone expects to be “wooed.” Here at Aggie Radio we have found those places to bring the thunder to any steamy make out “sesh.” (We do not take responsibility for any repercussions that may occur.)
In no specific order:
1. THE BULL.
Located just south of the Football Stadium on the corner of 10th and 8th sits the bull. Riding this beast with your partner of choice while locking lips is sure to bring a thrill. Your noble stead will take you places unknown in the world of romance. Also brings the possibility to become and Ultimate Aggie.
2. THE HUB POOL TABLES.
There is just something classy about a pool table. Sport your best suit jacket and a black tie and you are about to partake in quite the sophisticated make-out. Beware of rogue pool sticks and people looking through the glass windows surrounding, but that may just add to the fun.
3. BUSINESS BUILDING: TOP FLOOR.
You don’t need to go driving up the crack of some canyon to get a good view of the valley. Head on down to south campus and make your way to the top floor of the Business Building and the view is just as good, not to mention the couches are more comfortable than the front seat of your Subaru.
4. THE AMPHITHEATER ON OLD MAIN.
Not as good of a view as the Business Building, but get to the right spot and you have a great shot of the Logan Temple and the rest of the valley. Who wouldn’t want to be making out center stage of an amphitheater? That word alone sounds quite prestigious. “I made out in the amphitheater” *Watch as those around you bow down*
5.THE LIBRARY.
The setting is quiet. Students have their eyes glued on books or screens studying for that test they are overwhelmingly unprepared for. There is that slight scent of Quad Side Cafe wafting through the air, and though your religion says don’t drink coffee, making out is more than on-the-table. Break the silence with your passionate lips! (Just be considerate people are studying for their futures)
6. SENATE ROOM.
Located in the third floor of the TSC the Senate room offers the perfect oval to surround your make out sesh. There is just enough privacy not to get caught, but also just enough window viewing to make it dangerous. Magic happens in the center of that oval.
7. CAMPUS LOOP BUS.
This bus circles around central campus in, get this, a loop. There is nothing romantic or classy about making out on the bus, but the challenge is to see how many times you can go around the loop while making out. (The record is 12)
8. YOUR ROOMMATE’S BED.
It’s obvious that you have your own bed, but everyone knows how monotonous their own sleeping space can get. Go ahead and mix it up, your roommate’s bed is foreign territory! Asking for permission is an unnecessary and mood-ruining step in the process. Your roommate is cool with it, but just to be safe, make sure he or she doesn’t find out.
9. BLUE DRAGON’S GRILL.
Located inside of The Marketplace on the second floor of the TSC is Blue Dragon. This is your one stop shop for food from the far east end of the world, but better yet, it has a nifty round grill that they cook the food on. Nothing brings the heat more than a piping hot grill! A little bit of heat, an oriental vibe, and dinner for after you work up an apatite. Blue Dragon’s grill is prime.
10. THE DEAN’S OFFICE.
Have you ever wanted to do the ultimate “Stick it to the man”? Of course you have! Authorities and higher-ups are just speed bumps on your road to awesomeness. Why not take the bull by the horns? The Dean’s office is the ultimate make out spot USU has to offer.
We hope your make out game rises to unforetold levels. Think you have better make out spots? Throw them down in the comments below.
Jason Tebbs
Blog Editor – Aggie Radio
