
var qArr = new Array();
// Add quotes here.

qArr[00] = ["Albert Einstein", "Dancers are the athletes of God."];
qArr[01] = ["Tiffany Barnes", "If it was brilliant, it was probably me."];
qArr[02] = ["Friedrich Nietzsche", "I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance."];
qArr[03] = ["Isaac Ashby", "You keep the rhythm... I'll do all the moves !"];
qArr[04] = ["Japanese Proverb", "We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance."];
qArr[05] = ["Dave Barry", "Nobody cares if you can't dance well.  Just get up and dance."];
qArr[06] = ["Jimmy Suisse", "Sorry, the horns made me do that."];
qArr[07] = ["Jeremy Weight", "Style? What the heck is that?"];
qArr[08] = ["Tiffany Barnes", "That's MISS Booty Shaker to you!"];
qArr[09] = ["Isaac Ashby", "Lindy Hop -- More swing than a bathroom stall door!"];
qArr[10] = ["Robert Jordan", "Dance, and she will forgive much.  Dance well, and she will forgive anything."];
qArr[11] = ["Holly Suisse", "It won't take much to wow people who've never danced before."];
qArr[12] = ["Jeremy Weight teaching Charleston", "It is that kicky thing. &nbsp It's cool."];
qArr[13] = ["Fred Astaire ", "Some people seem to think that good dancers are born, but all the good dancers I have known are taught or trained."];
qArr[14] = ["Fred Astaire", "Disco is just Jitterbug"];
qArr[15] = ["Anonymous", "Dancing is the art of getting your feet out of the way faster than your partner can step on them."];
qArr[16] = ["Ron Capunay", "I like the cut of your jib!"];
qArr[17] = ["Anonymous", "We're too innocent to be 'Utah Blues' dancers."];
qArr[18] = ["Emilee King", "I'll move so you can climb out from under the table if you want."];
qArr[19] = ["Conversation between Emilee King and Steven Ward", "Emilee: Whenever I'm wearing a skirt, I wish I had pants.<br>Steven: Hey, <i>I'M</i> wearing pants...<br>"];
qArr[20] = ["Quoted on the Denver 2007 Swing Trip", "Justen: Where's Costco?  Is it on the other side of Sears?  The <i>softer</i> side of sears?<br>Tiffany: You're kind of a dork."];
qArr[21] = ["Susa Lindsey", "Am I going to be hated and disliked because I'm at a formal dance in shorts?"];
qArr[22] = ["Yiddish Proverb", "The girl who can't dance says the band can't play."];
qArr[22] = ["Ginger Rogers", "Women have to do everything that a man does, but backwards and in high heels!"];
qArr[22] = ["Attributed to Woody Herman", "Jitterbuggers would dance to windshield wipers if nothing else was available..."];
qArr[22] = ["James Brown", "Any problem in the world can be solved by dancing."];
qArr[22] = ["Edward Demby", "Dance is a little insanity that does us all a lot of good."];
qArr[22] = ["Anonymous", "If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead."];
qArr[22] = ["Jim Carrey on 'In Living Color'", "Those who wear fig leaves should not dance with hungry goats."];
qArr[22] = ["Bob Hope", "I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -- waiting for the bathroom."];

qUsed = new Array();

function BTJSputQ(){
	x=gUQ();
	document.open();
 	document.write("<font face='Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, san-serif' size='2'><b><font style='color: #6699DD;'><u>Swing Club Quote:</u></font></b><br />"+qArr[x][1]+" <br />--<I>"+qArr[x][0]+"</I></font>");
	document.close();
}

function gUQ(){
	z=false;x=0;
	for(var i=0;i<1;){x=Math.floor(Math.random()*(qArr.length));if(checkIt(x)) i = 1;}
	qUsed[qUsed.length] = x;return x;
}

function checkIt(val){
	for(i=0;i<qUsed.length;i++){if(qUsed[i]==val){return false;}}
	return true;
}

